You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.

“My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.”

“I don’t know how to say it without saying it, so I’ll just not say it. Or I cou…”

“I always misspell the word “unique,” just to keep it youneeq.”

“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech lik…”