You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception.

“Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. And I used to be such a nice guy.”

“Never, ever say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.”

“More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.”

“Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That'…”