You want sympathy, go fuck James Taylor.

“I see God now as an unimaginative writer of popular fictions, someone who build…”

“-one teebs? You mean tablespoon?""I don't know.”

“I hope if there is another world, we will not be judged too harshly for the thi…”

“Although the ending was more John Carpenter than John Updike, Carroll hadn't co…”