You will know my power when you feel me compress you into a ball and bowl with you. I make love like I just rented these fabulous shoes.

“If love were a gesture, I don’t think it would be a gyrating pelvis. But then a…”

“I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables).”

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right th…”

“Helping others without anticipating or expecting others to help you in return, …”