YOU, YUNIOR, HAVE A GIRLFRIEND named Alma, who has a long tender horse neck and a big Dominican ass that seems to exist in a fourth dimension beyond jeans. An ass that could drag the moon out of orbit. An ass she never liked until she met you.

“She blew out of the Terrace sometime before Christmas to points unknown. The Gu…”

“I watched commercial ave. slide past and there in the distance were the lights …”

“Only Puerto Rican girl on the earth who wouldn't give up the ass for any reason…”

“It was the curse that made me do it, you know. I don't believe in that sh*t, Os…”