You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I cl…”

“The way the crotch of my jeans are constructed makes it look like I have an ere…”

“A blanket (twin, full, or queen-sized) could be placed squarely over the state …”

“I live 20 miles away from 30 miles per hour. Horses get great gas mileage.”