Your father only has one foot on this earth. And really, really long legs . . .

“The Yogic scriptures say that God responds to the sacred prayers and efforts of…”

“Please go to this pizzeria. Order the margherita pizza with double mozzarella. …”

“whenever I would feel such happiness my guilt alarm went off”

“I’m not laughing.” I was actually crying. “And please don’t laugh at me now, bu…”