Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me tonight.

“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, lik…”

“I own nothing, but at least nothing owns me. Well, besides the bank.”

“Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say tha…”

“I saw a baby make a boom-boom in his diaper, and I thought, I’d never have susp…”