Your problem is that you have been too honest for too long. Once you start doing it, lying is simpler than breathing.

“My dad used to say that living with regrets was like driving a car that only mo…”

“Lies were only as strong as the suckers that believed them.”

“People in the real world would kill for a happily ever after, and you're willin…”

“I've always sort of wondered: If everyone else's opinion is what matters, then …”