Your veins are my worms. Want to go fishing?

“I respect people who make eye contact (blind people get a free respect card).”

“A brick could be used as a status symbol, much like a Mercedes is now. The cool…”

“Friends are like orgasms: you can never have too many, but just try to watch ou…”

“I like movies that keep me guessing until the end. I always guess flowers, beca…”