You're amazing, and I so want to be your boyfriend, because of what you just said, and also because that shirt makes me want to take you home and do unspeakable things while we watch live-action Sailor Moon videos

“What a slut time is. She screws everybody.”

“I came here looking for a Great Perhaps, for real friends and a more-than-minor…”

“There are always answers. We just have to be smart enough.”

“I lean in this time, and she doesn't turn away. It's cold, and our lips are dry…”