You’re disoriented. You’re in the future. You just woke up. You’ve been asleep for eight hours.


“Horses aren’t sad. They just naturally have long faces.”

“After a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a…”

“A uniform is like a paint job on a person. I like women who drive cars that are…”

“I may give up on life one day, but that doesn’t mean my clones will just roll o…”