You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax.

“The third most boring thing in the entire world is your sorry-assed past.”

“Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born…”

“We have pain and hate and love and joy and war in the world because we want the…”

“Despite my lifetime of declining rich desserts, my evenings spent jogging, rega…”