You're such a cupcake. Auteur: Janet Evanovich Copy Quote More from Janet Evanovich “I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's ey…” “I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.” “Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coff…” “I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.”