You're the other white meat!

“Jeff: Are you married?Bubba J.: Yep.Jeff: Your wife pretty?Bubba J.: Ye... no!J…”

“Jeff: You know most people who've had near death experiances say they say a whi…”

“Peanut: Just last week I was lying in bed and I woke up sobbing 'I will never b…”

“Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no Achmed: You don't let …”