You’re under no obligation to accept my oppression, but it is strongly recommended. I’ll make you love me, even if I have to impoverish you and then imprison you. –Uncle Sam

“I eat fog soup (out of a can). You don’t think I make it fresh, do you? You don…”

“If you were to ask me what kind of musical sound I aspire to produce, that nois…”

“There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haug…”

“A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
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