You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that.

“It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.”

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew v…”

“I slept so long last night that when I woke up I discovered a city had sprung u…”

“My thoughts absorb sound like sponges soak up water. Please don’t whistle while…”