You've never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn't almost naked. You've never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair. Every crucifix you've ever seen, the Jesus could be shirtless and modeling designer jeans or men's cologne.

“In truth, the degree of anyone's succes depends on how often they can say the w…”

“How can I not laugh? I'm already dead.”

“If we can forgive what’s been done to us . . .If we can forgive what we’ve done…”

“When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking …”