Zombies are so passe

“A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him.”

“You know, I don't believe they noticed I had murdered them. I really don't. The…”

“Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predato…”

“No churchmen, I notice. Of course not. What use have they for a world without i…”