Zoo-Wee Mama!

“Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, a…”

“hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!”

“First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know …”

“So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have t…”