You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Bill Watterson

Mots clés education school funny calvin-and-hobbes comic



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Agatha Clay: "I've never had coffee. Lilith said a young lady shouldn't drink stimulants."
Zeetha: "Drink your coffee like a warrior."
Agatha Clay: "...Yes, Zeetha.

Phil Foglio

Mots clés comic foglio girl-genius webcomic



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You are all zombie thigh-fat people brought into reanimation by some evil force of forceful evil!

Jhonen Vásquez

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Conspiracy!! And now employing juvenile mongoloid demon babies!! My famous chicken recipe will never be yours!! Grr! Woof!

Jhonen Vásquez

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You and what army of snaggled toothed wine sots?

Marvel Comics

Mots clés comic conan just-for-fun



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When all is said and done, there is usually more said than done.
[as quoted by Alfred E Neuman]

Lou Holtz

Mots clés mad comic not-true



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Hell, if someome wrote a book about you, well, it'd sell a million copies the day it was released. And if someone else was clever enough to write a parody - you know, to privide som comic relief during these extremely difficult economic times - that would probably be an even bigger seller, or at least it shoud be. So, just come clean with me, Ed. Your secret's safe with me, and whoever reads my internet blog. You...are...a...vampire!

Stephen Jenner

Mots clés parody twilight comic stella-crow twilite



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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Bill Watterson

Mots clés humor nature comics calvin-and-hobbes kids calvin hobbes comic comic-strips



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Her skin is cold, and clammy; her eyes are the color of sky, on the grey, wet days that leach the world of color and meaning; her voice is little more than a whisper; and while she has no odor, her shadow smells mucky, and pungent, like the skin of a snake. Many years gone, a sect in what is now Afghanistan declared her a goddess, and proclaimed all empty rooms her sacred places. The sect, whose members called themselves The Unforgiven, persisted for two years, until its last adherent finally killed himself, having survived the other members by almost seven months. Despair says little, and is patient.

Neil Gaiman

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If she’d been born at the right time they would have burned her over in Salem.

John Updike

Mots clés humor comic john-updike a-p



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