Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

Eça de Queirós

Mots clés politics diapers



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Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.

Kenya Wright

Mots clés humor witches diapers fire-baptized kenya-wright sex-change witch-doctor



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But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child.

Donald Miller

Mots clés family children real-life marriage sunset wine diapers



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A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mots clés age death dependence diapers nappies old-age-homes



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