At fifty times the distance, you dispatched that ko-bold with three arrows to the neck. I’ve earned a trio to the chest. Seems you slapped him while you’re tickling me. You doona want to kill me, which is a good sign. Maybe this is your way of flirting?
Kresley ColeMots clés funny-and-random
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago."
"Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?
Mots clés funny funny-and-random
She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.
Elizabeth GaskellMots clés names mothers sons sobriquet endearment funny-and-random
Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?
Christy Leigh StewartMots clés death question generation funny-and-random
I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.
Christy Leigh StewartMots clés charity shopaholic shop shopping funny-and-random
You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.
Christy Leigh StewartMots clés rape president title funny-and-random
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
Christy Leigh StewartMots clés dogs question dimension funny-and-random
The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
Christy Leigh StewartMots clés funny applause clapping retarded funny-and-random
How funny are dogs?
John MarsdenMots clés funny-and-random
Green grass breaks through snow,
Artemis pleads for my help,
I am so cool.
Mots clés funny-and-random
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