Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.

George Bernard Shaw

Mots clés love difference exaggeration between everyone gross

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That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know."

"Truly, I think that's best. Please take it." He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettling grin. "I'm giving you a piece of my mind."

"I so wish you hadn't said that.

Rachel Caine

Mots clés humor vampires gross

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I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.

Stephen King

Mots clés funny vampire gross

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A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.

Lynda Barry

Mots clés murder gross

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Bombs Away!" he yelled, swooping low over StregaSchloss. He saw little figures on the ground fleeing from the large green projectile that was speeding their way. "And a direct hit, if I'm not mistaken," he observed to himself. With a tremendous slapping sound, Ffup's digestive overload landed on a human target. There was a scream, a ghastly choking sound, and then silence.

Debi Gliori

Mots clés humor funny hilarious gross

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Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler's neck. They smelled appetizing. They always did. And then you bit into them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Dibbler had worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.

Terry Pratchett

Mots clés humor food gross

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There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.

Adam Rex

Mots clés funny gross

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umm... abit gross it kinda about boyfriend and girlfriend kinda going throw then they break up then they love each other then they make up again and the girl father said u have to come home until 9pm but the girls want more time to be with her boyfriend :)

Jacqueline Wilson

Mots clés happy gross teenage-stuff

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Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.

Jennifer Ziegler

Mots clés food funny gross feminine-hygiene-products

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Are you still doing that crap?" I ask.

"You can't even do it properly," Eileen says.

"Just a matter of practice," Simone says.

"Wow! Practicing how to poison yourself and make your breath reek like the fart of a seagull!" Eileen cries.

Randa Abdel-Fattah

Mots clés practice smoking gross farts seagulls

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