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To paraphrase several sages: Nobody can think and hit someone at the same time.

OY! Stop playing around and lets cook already!"
*smack*
J-just now, that made a really loud noise.."
Do you wanna hear it again?"
N-no, you'll just hit me again!"
Kyo and Tohru

Natsuki Takaya

Mots clés humor funny noise smack cook loud tohru basket fruits kyo hit kyou

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Don't you recognize me, Mary? It's your good friend Allie the Outcast - although it looks like you're the one who's the out-cast now." Then Allie realized something with far too much glee. "Now that you're here - alive and all - there's something I've wanted to do for a very long time."
Then Allie reached back, curled her fleshie's right hand into a fist, and swung it toward Mary with all her might.
This was one strong fleshie!
The punch connected with Mary's eye so hard, that Mary's entire body spun around, and she collapsed into a leopard chair. Allie's knuckles hurt, but it was a good kind of pain.
"My eye!" wailed Mary. "Oh! My eye.

Neal Shusterman

Mots clés revenge human mary alive hit allie

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Well, you're right. I'm a Freak."

"Huh?"

"I love being bullied. Being hit and kicked by others gets me totally excited. That's what kind of freak I am.
Sorry if that bothers you.

Yuna Kagesaki

Mots clés love hurt kick freak hit excited masochist

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I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning.

Amanda Hocking

Mots clés wisdom funny alice hit

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A boomerang returns back to the person who throws it.

But first, while moving in a circle, it hits its target.

So does gossip.

Vera Nazarian

Mots clés weapon gossip cause effect karma return target hit circle attack strike boomerang hitting verbal-attack