Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought."
The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.
Mots clés philosophical humerous
Holy granola!
Kelly CreaghMots clés humerous
You're not going to turn into a wanker, are you?" says Tone, opening a can of larger.
"What do you mean?"
"He means you're not going to get all studenty on us," says Spencer.
"Well, I am a student. I mean, I will be, so,..."
"No, but I mean you're not gong to get all twatty and up-your-own-arse and come home at Christmas in a gown, talking Latin and saying "one does" and "one thinks" and all that..."
"Yeah, Tone, that's EXACTLY what I'm going to do.
Mots clés humerous
In life...better that your computer mouse die...than your rabbit.
Timothy PinaMots clés humerous
The wee little people that live in my head won't let Gulliver go.
Stanley Victor PaskavichMots clés humerous
Because of Face book, Twitter, MySpace and Stumble Upon, the Home Shopping Network is probably losing millions of dollars.
Stanley Victor PaskavichMots clés humerous
Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.
Stanley Victor PaskavichMots clés humerous
Medicine’s suppose to taste bad. If it’s bad enough, you get well just so you don’t have to drink any more of it.
Polgara the sorceressMots clés humerous
Aw, come on, it's just hot as hell there and my AC doesn't even make a dent. Let's try for something cooler."
~ Loki ~
Mots clés humerous
You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.
Rebecca MurphyMots clés imagination funny theater plays humerous
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