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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Jim Henson

Mots clés humor

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

Groucho Marx

Mots clés humor clique clubs membership

Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Mots clés humor thinking

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Mots clés humor

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Mots clés humor disillusionment growing-up

So many books, so little time.

Frank Zappa

Mots clés humor books

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

George Burns

Mots clés humor age

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Victor Borge

Mots clés humor laughter

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

George Bernard Shaw

Mots clés humor friends attributed-no-source animals vegetarianism