This is the sixty-nine," I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers -- two of them -- on the action, so that he would not overlook it. "Why is it dubbed sixty-nine?" he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity. "It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor." "What did people do before 1969?" "Merely blowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus.
Jonathan Safran FoerI don't necessarily agree with everything that I say.
Marshall McLuhanMots clés humorous
For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like.
Artemus WardMots clés humorous misattributed-abraham-lincoln misattributed-max-beerbohm
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar WildeMots clés wordplay humorous naughty
I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve.
Laurie Halse AndersonMots clés books humorous boring-books
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.
Dean KoontzMots clés humorous
We have met the enemy and he is us.
Walt KellyMots clés humorous
Once upon a time, there was a little creature that was rather small and rather wicked and it lived all alone in the woods.
The little creature lived in a little den, at the bottom of a little ravine, filled with not-at-all little brambles and on the edge of a forest that could only be described as really freakin' huge.
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You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.
Cassandra ClareMots clés humorous
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
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