Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

Carroll Bryant

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Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Carroll Bryant

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And if anyone asks, you're Chinese. The boy had nodded. "Chinese," he whispered. "I'm Chinese." "And I," said the girl, "am the Queen of Spain." "In your dreams," said the boy. "In my dreams," said the girl, "I'm the King.

Julie Otsuka

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She has a particular penchant for mentally noting how much I drink, how much I eat, how much exercise I get, and the like. These specifics all fall within her purview. So in truth, I don’t remember how much I drink; it's not my job.

Jack Flanagan

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The pursuit of historical revelance is an under appreciated endeavor.

Michael Dwinnell

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Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

Ellen DeGeneres

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Hindsight is usually more tragic than helpful.

Linda S. Godfrey

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