We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.
- Joe Morelli

Janet Evanovich

Mots clés morelli eight hard joe



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Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

Janet Evanovich

Mots clés humor morelli



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Nice dress. Take it off.

Janet Evanovich

Mots clés humor romance morelli



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Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night."

"I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up."

"Your working with a guy name Tank?"

"He's big."

"Jesus", Morelli said. "I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank."

"You love me?"

"Of course I love you. I just don't want to marry you.

Janet Evanovich

Mots clés morelli stephine



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Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap
cheat sheet.

Janet Evanovich

Mots clés ranger stephanie-plum morelli lula to-the-nines



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Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli.
"I don't know," Morelli said. "It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure."
-Morelli And Stephanie

Janet Evanovich

Mots clés humor funny stephanie-plum morelli



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I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?

Janet Evanovich

Mots clés stephanie-plum morelli



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You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

Janet Evanovich

Mots clés humor stephanie-plum joe-morelli morelli



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