You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

Matt Lewis

Mots clés cat biscuit oven

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I mean really, how could an artistic individual stay grounded in the nitty-gritty of how many minutes per pound meat has to stay in the oven when trying to fathom the creative philosophy behind the greatest artistic minds of the world?

E.A. Bucchianeri

Mots clés humor art food philosophy humour meat funny cooking creativity philosophical artists practicality philosophy-of-life gadfly oven artsy being-practical keep-your-feet-on-the-ground

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I feel like the queen of the oven! I am the Queen of all oven-dry! Master of heat! You may now address me as "Your Royal Highness"!

Mots clés queen heat elizabeth master oven liz royal highness

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The Judgement is not a question, it's a sure answer, as to a clump of dough, that will yeast and rise, or go in the oven and burn to crust.

Anthony Liccione

Mots clés heaven hell judgement salvation resurrection damnation oven question-and-answer dough

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