Holy freak show!

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Just because I've gone and snagged myself a hot boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to leave my bestfriend high and dry.

Becca Fitzpatrick

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Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

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When it comes to reflexes, I'm like a cat. I'm Catwoman. I'm invulnerable. The only reason he got a piece of me is because of the rain. Cats don't like water. It impairs us. It's our kryptonite.

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Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.

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And anyway, the first three letters in the word diet should tell you what I want it to do.

Becca Fitzpatrick

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Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?

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Girl, I'm going to show you the bear in hug.

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With you, what you see is what you get. And I see cheap.

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Here it comes," she said with an expression of pure bliss. "Drug rush ... any moment now ... the surge of warmth ... bye-bye, Mr. Pain..."

"Vee-"

"Knock, knock."

"This is really important-"

"Knock, knock."

"It's about Elliot-"

"Knock, knoooock," she said in a singsong voice.
I sighed. "Who's there?"

"Boo."

"Boo who?"

"Boo-hoo, somebody's crying, and it's not me!" She broke into hysterical laughter.

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