I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn't exist.

Berkeley Breathed

Tag: characters on-fiction fiction



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Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world.

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Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.

Berkeley Breathed

Tag: life books



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Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

Berkeley Breathed

Tag: political-humor



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And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.

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A very, terribly long time ago,
before such things as television
and good table manners or even
children, ferocious monsters
roamed a younger, angrier world.

Berkeley Breathed


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Just the usual formality before the chaos begins. Like playing the National Anthem before a Cubs game.

Berkeley Breathed

Tag: humor



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Now, I take full blame for all that came next. For I continued the story...but departed the text.

Berkeley Breathed


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Neither knew it at the time, but a line had been crossed that could not be uncrossed- a running leap over a chasm of ignorance and misunderstanding between species and worlds...and a baby step taken into life's endless possibilities for wonder and joy and surprise that could no more be reversed than one's first taste of chocolate.

A dog kiss.

Berkeley Breathed

Tag: dogs



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Oodles of noodles help blue poodles mit der strudel.

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Tag: bloom-county



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