What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?
Carrie VaughnHey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf?
Carrie VaughnI'm a werewolf trapped in a human body."
"Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition."
"No, really. I'm trapped."
"Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?"
"That's just it - I've never shape-shifted."
"So you're not really a werewolf."
"Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?"
Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?
Tag: humor stupidity werewolves
Just so you know, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow."
Her voice held a smile. "So am I
So, Cormac, have you ever dealt with a PMSing werewolf?'
No.'
Well, it's a real bitch...
Tag: werewolf cormac kitty pmsing
Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.
Carrie VaughnTag: truth
cope or go crazy
Carrie VaughnCormac interrupted. 'Maybe I oughta shoot you both, put you both out of your misery.
Carrie VaughnAll right. I'll bite. Here's what I think, with the caveat that I may be wrong. I think we're here to make the world a better place than we found it. I think we don't always deserve the cards we're dealt, good or bad. But we are judged by how we play the cards we're dealt. Those of us with a bum deal that makes it harder to do good -- we just have to work a little more is all. There's no destiny. There's just muddling through without doing to much damage.
Carrie VaughnDamn stupid vampires and their stupid sense of stupid superiority-
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