It ain't a party til something gets broken.

Charlie Sheen

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I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’ and just winning every second, I’m not perfect, and bitching and just delivering the goods at every fucking turn. Because look what I’m dealing with, man — I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets.

Charlie Sheen

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You can't process me with a normal brain.

Charlie Sheen

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Can't is the cancer of happen

Charlie Sheen

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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Charlie Sheen

Tag: drugs

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The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

Charlie Sheen

Tag: heart pretend broken

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I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Charlie Sheen

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I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

Charlie Sheen

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You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.

Charlie Sheen

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I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!

Charlie Sheen

Tag: charlie jefferson thomas bi-winning pussy sheen tigerblood

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