Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.

Cyn Balog

Tag: humor funny hot guys



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It's all in the past. Leave it there.

Cyn Balog


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What's with the strange clothes?"
I smile through my labored breath, pleased to be making progress. "Where I'm from, you'd be the one dressed strangely."
Thank goodness, she slows a bit. "And what planet is that again?"
"Er. Canada.

Cyn Balog

Tag: humor



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I'm not just one flavor. You're not either. So it all comes down to which 'you' you want to show the world.

Cyn Balog

Tag: christian



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Twenty minutes later, I walk out of Melinda's hotel with a plate of finger sandwiches, a bag of prostitute clothes, and a weird wedge on my head that makes me look like you could tip me upside down and fill it with cream of mushroom.

I need another donut.

Cyn Balog

Tag: starstruck



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Hans and Christian just stare at me, faces grim. All I can think of is how awesome it would be if my name were Andersen.

Cyn Balog


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It was almost as if my screwing everything up was beyond my control, destined, written in the stars.

Cyn Balog


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I couldn’t get out of my head how strange it was that the smallest decisions in our lives can leave the biggest scars.

Cyn Balog


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My experience with tragedy is that people will offer condolences and support but never be around when you want to collect.

Cyn Balog


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I stare at Hans.
Hans is shaped like an industrial-sized refrigerator.
His hands are like cinder blocks.
He should not be afraid of a little thing like the ocean.

Cyn Balog

Tag: humor ocean cinder-blocks hans



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