The greatest impediment to women's liberation is dumb commercials.

Debora Geary

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Toddlers are germ-warfare machines in a cute package"
- Debora Geary

Debora Geary

Tag: humorous

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Roses are red, violets are blue,
This room's a psycho shopping zoo.
The fashion's a disaster, the mirrors are large,
And somebody left a crazy lady with needles in charge.

Debora Geary

Tag: silliness

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I rode Caro's bike down a hill with no hands, and then I went sock shopping because I was sad to say goodbye to Alfred, and the socks were cute, but there was this purple lace bra." She ground to a halt, cheeks steaming. "It was the same color as Alfred.

Debora Geary

Tag: sillyness

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Vero collapsed in a chair, overtaken with delicious giggles. The child had bought underwear to match a plastic frog. An act of perfect silliness.

Debora Geary

Tag: silliness

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No drunken orgy could possibly cause as much next-day exhaustion as a birthday party for six year olds.

Debora Geary

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For the rest of her life, hope was going to smell a little bit like bacon.

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