Good. Illegal is always faster.
Eoin ColferTag: crime expediency
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
Eoin ColferTag: humor knowledge confidence ignorance
If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
Eoin ColferHardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
Eoin ColferI don't like lollipops.
Eoin ColferTag: humor artemis-fowl-jr
Trust me. I'm a genius.
Eoin ColferWhat's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
Eoin ColferTag: humor signs wolves barbecue bbq wolf
Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?
Tag: humor insults girlfriend puberty
No Fletcher. Wake up, boy. Those are the flames of Hell. Dermont dropped out of school, so that's where he's headed. See the little horns? -Ms. Quinn
Eoin ColferIf you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
Eoin ColferTag: humor
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