I used to be a mddle-of-the-road kid, but now with my freaky looks I'm definately an outsider. Hooray.

Evan Kuhlman

Tag: humor sarcasm

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The past is every second of your life up until now. Up until NOW. See how quickly the present is gobbled up by the past?
The present is... Sorry, it's already gone. Hmm, it was just there a minute ago.

Evan Kuhlman

Tag: humor hating-time

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The first time Dad tried Rollerblades he had a bad wipeout on the sidewalk in front of our house- his feet went flying out from under him and he bruised his tailbone. "If God had ment us to have wheels on our feet he would have put them there," he said a few minutes later, searching the linen closet for the heating pad. And whenever Derek and I sometimes Mom went ice-skating at the rink in Ashton City, Dad would watch from the benches on the sidelines. "If God had meant for us to have blades on our feet...

Evan Kuhlman

Tag: humor

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Pegasus's dad was poseidon, the god of the sea, and his mom was Medusa, and evil Gorgon who had fangs and lizard skin and living snakes for hair. And you thought your family was weird.

Evan Kuhlman

Tag: humor mythology

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And time tears us up and then it tries to fix us.

Evan Kuhlman

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Sometimes it's like I'm living my life waiting for more bad news.

Evan Kuhlman

Tag: life pessimistic

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