I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself!
FayJayTag: gay-straight-frienships homosexual-panic
Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of
Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy
Stardust.
Tag: fashion
Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you to death with it," said Arthur, evenly.
"It's plastic."
"So it will take me a long time. I'm still game.
I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.
FayJayTag: humor double-entendre euphamism
[Arthur]
"Er... Just how much did you have to drink?"
Merlin frowned at Arthur... Both of him.
Tag: drunkenness
You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf.
FayJay[Arthur to Merlin]
I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you.
Tag: banter
No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest I have in hearing you rambling on about that particular topic.
FayJayTag: hilarious stealing-for-usage
Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Another stupid adventure. Come and be king of the world?
FayJayTag: romance
There – that was the awkward 'I think you're lovely and I do hope we can be friends but, oh, by the way, please don't get flirty because I'm not really in the vagina business' bit over and done with
FayJayTag: humor coming-out
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