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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Electricity is really just organized lightning

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