Be the Ambulance. Make toast.
Gordon KormanAsk me. I'm a cow expert.
Gordon KormanWhen we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.
Gordon KormanI've taken care of it," I said
My father looked at me, shocked.
Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work.
"No, no, I mean he's gone.
Tag: funny
The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.
Gordon KormanYou know what punk is? a bunch of no-talent guys who really, really want to be in a band. Nobody reads music, nobody plays the mandolin, and you're too dumb to write songs about mythology or Middle-earth. So what's your style? Three chords, cranked out fast and loud and distorted because your instruments are crap and you can't play them worth a damn. And you scream your lungs out to cover up the fact that you can't sing. It should suck, but here's the thing - it doesn't. Rock and roll can be so full of itself, but not this. It's simple and angry and raw.
Gordon KormanTag: music
He watched in awe as she stacked up an enormous armload of music. "There," she finished, slapping Frank Zappa's Greatest Hits on top of the pile. "That should do for a start."
"You are a music lover," said the wide-eyed cashier.
"No, I'm a kleptomaniac." And she dashed out the door.
He was so utterly shocked that it took him a moment to run after her.
With a meaningful nod in the direction of the astounded Cahills, she barreled down the cobblestone street with her load.
"Fermati!" shouted the cashier, scrambling in breathless pursuit.
Nellie let a few CDs drop and watched with satisfaction over her shoulder as the clerk stopped to pick them up. The trick would be to keep the chase going just long enough for Amy and Dan to search Disco Volante.
Yikes, she reflected suddenly, I'm starting to think like a Cahill....
And if she was nuts enough to hang around this family, it was only going to get worse.
What did Romeo and Juliet do?”
They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-
According to the mate, there were three main jobs that needed to be done to ensure their survival.
Gordon KormanI hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet
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