Who are you and why are you here?'
'I'm here to kill you.'
'Oh. I knew there was something about you I liked.

Greg Farshtey

Tag: murder vezon bionicle



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A few grass mats, some cave drawings, the heads of my enemies mounted on the wall ... it could be quite pleasant.

Greg Farshtey


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Right. I can tell from the bat wings and the leeches that you three are just all happy-smiles and rainbows.

Greg Farshtey

Tag: sarcasm



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And you still haven't answered any of my one-hundred ten questions, or my follow ups.

Greg Farshtey

Tag: questions vezon



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Hey, dragon!" Jay said loudly. The dragon opened one eye. "How can you tell if you have a dragon in your bathroom? The door won't close! How long was the dragons vacation? Four days and three knights! How about this one? Three ninja and a dragon walk into a dojo, and--"

The Lightning Dragon swiped it's massive tail, knocking Jay off his feet.

"That's the worst thing about dragons," muttered Jay, standing back up. "They don't know good jokes when they hear them.

Greg Farshtey

Tag: dragon lightning jokes jay greg-farshtey



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Go get wood, Nuckal," grumbled the skeleton. "'Pick up those rocks, Nuckal.' 'Stop eating all the donuts, Nuckal.' Orders, orders, orders, that's all I ever hear.

Greg Farshtey

Tag: orders skeletons gerg-farshtey



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There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush!

Greg Farshtey

Tag: time funny



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Unity! Duty! And destiny!

Greg Farshtey

Tag: unity duty destiny bionicle vakama



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