Maxim 15:
Only you can prevent friendly fire.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Tag: military friendly-fire rules-to-live-by subverted-saying
What do you think? Overkill?"
"I don't believe there is any such thing.
But in this case, 'yes, overkill.
Tag: violence exceptions overkill
Maxim 3:
An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Tag: humour military mercenaries rules-to-live-by explosives ordnance
Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?
Howard TaylerTag: humour sci-fi suggestion shaving fur itchiness
You're more mean-spirited than I remember you being."
"It's this organic body. Hologram fur wasn't itchy.
Tag: humour sci-fi mean hologram fur itchiness
Maxim 6:
If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Tag: humour violence mercenaries rules-to-live-by last-resort
Do me a favor, doc?"
"Anything, Captain."
"Stop italicizing the word 'Captain' when you say it."
"Go easy on the fourth wall there, sir."
-Captain Andreyasn
Tag: humour captain fourth-wall
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit.
-Colonel Ceeta
Tag: humour violence bridge crossings subverted-saying
When I find the guy who torched that forest, I'm going to eat him. And I'm only going to half-cook him first.
-Sergeant Schlock
Tag: violence eating forest-fire
Hi. I'm here to enlist.
You can't. You aren't human.
You see, little fella, we don't do sociological stuff like "interspeciated workplaces." We're a crack company of space mercenaries. We do "hurting people" and "breaking things."
Sounds like my kind of fun.
-Schlock
Tag: humour first-lines violence mercenary
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