I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr

Tag: beauty



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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

Jean Kerr


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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Jean Kerr


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Dearer to me than the evening star
A Packard car
A Hershey bar
Or a bride in her rich adorning
Dearer than any of these by far
Is to lie in bed in the morning

Jean Kerr


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I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr


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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.

Jean Kerr

Tag: men



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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Jean Kerr

Tag: humor gender men women language conversation clothes speaking socks



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I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

Jean Kerr

Tag: humor mistakes



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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

Jean Kerr


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Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

Jean Kerr

Tag: humor coffee



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