Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

Jessica Simpson

Tag: animals celebutard dumb platypus



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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

Jessica Simpson

Tag: age celebutard dumb aging twenties



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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.

Jessica Simpson

Tag: humor stupid



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At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel like they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.

Jessica Simpson


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laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

Jessica Simpson


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Dumb is just not knowing. 'Ditzy' is having the courage to ask!

Jessica Simpson

Tag: humor



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How can I be my best if I never fail,
and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.

Jessica Simpson

Tag: jessica-simpson



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Pour your scotch on the rocks
and drink your misery down.
Go home and make love to her
and picture me, picture me.
Yeah, picture me!

Jessica Simpson


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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask.

Jessica Simpson


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