It was an office of a guy who won’t take spam from anybody.

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Stupid Ape: I had to quantify this with the word “stupid” so as not to offend the ape community. Large of limb, impotent of intellect, he was the kind of guy who lettered in leg-breaking at thug school but flunked the written exam because he didn't know which end of the e-pencil to use.

John Zakour

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I focused the power from my armor into my leg and kicked the door in. The metal and plastic fibers splintered and the hinges ripped free from the wall.
“By the way, boss,” HARV said. “I believe that the door was unlocked.

John Zakour

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I smiled, reached into my pockets and pulled out a pair of ultrapowerful earplugs, the kind that are standard issue for skyway construction workers, artillery soldiers, and roadies for the thirty-five most popular teen boy bands.

John Zakour

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No thanks,” I answered, “I never take rides from strangers, thugs who've tried to kill me or people with poor personal hygiene. Congratulations, by the way, for being the first person to qualify in all three categories.

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Yeah, but will it hurt?”’ I asked.
“This is science, Zach,” Randy said, reassuringly, as he tilted my head back and lowered the lens to my eye. “Of course it will hurt.

John Zakour

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‘Foo Kyu’ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence."
"Just think about his poor son, ‘Foo Kyu Two.’

John Zakour

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Great Gates almighty,” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.

John Zakour

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You bastard, stop that whistling and fight me like a man!

John Zakour

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I told you it was easy,” HARV said.
“True, but you say that about everything.”
“That's because everything is easy for me.”
“Everything but humility.”
“No, that's easy, too. I just choose not to practice it.

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