I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Jon Stewart

Tag: humor absurd thanksgiving



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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

Jon Stewart


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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

Jon Stewart

Tag: funny



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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

Jon Stewart

Tag: canada funny



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If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

Jon Stewart

Tag: funny civil-rights patriot-act ashcroft



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Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Jon Stewart

Tag: paradox religion absurd organized-religion



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If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?

Jon Stewart

Tag: absurd good-questions



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By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

Jon Stewart

Tag: humor



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Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain

Jon Stewart

Tag: funny



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Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.

Jon Stewart

Tag: humor christianity religion



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