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At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

Rome wasn't built in a day, except in Lego Land

I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields" 

If she can do the splits, the 5 second rule does not apply

The line forms on the right, but I prefer the chaos on the left

The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.... but it's willing too

Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too

Only the good die young'- especially when they're milk fed

Revenge is a dish best served by a tennis racket

Camus said 'Love Lasts or Love Burns'. I want a Lasting Burn-just nothing requiring a series of painful treatments by a rubber-gloved Doctor

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