She was petrified now but I simply slung her over my shoulder and made for my bunk. My 2IC who had caught the whole show approached.
‘Sir do you think it’s fair, you have banned all the men from having sex yet here you are about to indulge your base nature.’
I swung up an arm, ‘tell them to help themselves, there are plenty to go round.’
He paled when he realised that I meant the females, ‘I will tell them sir.’
‘Be sure to Peter, I don’t want to have to repopulate the whole human race by myself now do I.’
‘It doesn’t bear thinking about sir.

J.W. Murison

Tag: science-fiction

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They say life is full of shit, well hell, so am I, so bring it on

J.W. Murison

Tag: humour

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You only need to have been loved once to have experienced life's ultimate high. You only need to have lost love once to have experienced its ultimate low

J.W. Murison

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Joe sighed and eyed me sceptically, ‘I offer him a place in history, in the universe, sacrifice and all that shit and he squeals like a little pig. You offer him a last fuck and he plunges right in headfirst. I don’t get it.’
‘He’s a Jock, a common man with common needs, he doesn’t want fame and fortune all he wants is full belly and an empty ball sack. My father always said find the right stick son and give the fucker a poke.

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I hear you laughing, and yes you are taller than me, better looking than me, you are fitter than me, your body rippling with muscle, you are also 30 years my junior, but its still gonna hurt like hell when I kick you in the balls.

J.W. Murison

Tag: fitness obesity slagging-fat-people-off

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